英语翻译还有You're so ugly,when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.You're so ugly,you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.You're so ugly,your pet name is Scooby-Doo.Your girl is

英语翻译还有You're so ugly,when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.You're so ugly,you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.You're so ugly,your pet name is Scooby-Doo.Your girl is
英语翻译
还有You're so ugly,when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly,you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly,your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
Your girl is so ugly,you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
You're so ugly,you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You're so ugly,when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
You're so ugly,every time your mother looks at you she says to herself,"Damn,I should've
just given head."
I know why you look like a horse,because I saw your mother grazing in the field.
You're so ugly,when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked,then I booed.
You're so ugly,you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly,they call you Taco Bell,when people see you they run for the border.
You were so ugly at birth,your parents named you Shit Happens.
You're so ugly,your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine.
You're so ugly,you could model for death threats.
You're so ugly,when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly,you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly,when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
You're so ugly,when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
You're so ugly,your doctor is a vet.
If ugliness were bricks,you would be the Great Wall Of China.
You're so ugly,you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

英语翻译还有You're so ugly,when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.You're so ugly,you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.You're so ugly,your pet name is Scooby-Doo.Your girl is
You're so ugly,you make onions cry.
你太丑了,让洋葱都哭了.
You're so ugly,when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
你太丑了,当你出生时,医生看了你一眼,拍了拍你父母（的肩膀）.
You're so ugly,you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
你太丑了,当你把头伸出窗外,却因为暴露臀部被逮捕.
You're so ugly,your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
你太丑了,你的宠物名叫史努比.
Your girl is so ugly,you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
你的女朋友太丑了,你给了她一个吻,却亲了一嘴的毛.
You're so ugly,you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
你太丑了,你只能通过电话欺骗和谈论.
You're so ugly,when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
你太丑了,当你的妈妈去工作时,你的父亲就休克了.
You're so ugly,every time your mother looks at you she says to herself,"Damn,I should've just given head."
你太丑了,每次你的妈妈看着你她就对自己说,“该死,我应该已经给了头.”
I know why you look like a horse,because I saw your mother grazing in the field.
我知道你为什么这么丑,因为你的妈妈在田里放牧.
You're so ugly,when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked,then I booed.
你太丑了,当我们第一次玩躲猫猫我偷看时,禁不住发出嘘声.
You're so ugly,you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
你太丑了,你把你的脸放到生面团中,然后就做出了怪物饼干.
You're so ugly,they call you Taco Bell,when people see you they run for the border.
你太丑了,他们叫你塔可钟,当人们看到你他们奔赴边境
You were so ugly at birth,your parents named you Shit Happens.
你出生时太丑了,你的父母管你叫“拉屎”.
You're so ugly,your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine.
你太丑了,你的伴侣不必担心节育（避孕）……你的脸就能做好.
You're so ugly,you could model for death threats.
你太丑了,你能为死亡的征兆做代言.
You're so ugly,when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
你太丑了,当你出生时,他们把你的恒温箱染色.
You're so ugly,you have to sneak up on your mirror.
你太丑了,你不得不悄悄地照镜子.
You're so ugly,when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
你太丑了,当你照镜子时,你瞬间石化了.
You're so ugly,when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
你太丑了,当你坐在沙子里,猫都想把你埋了.
You're so ugly,your doctor is a vet.
你太丑了,你的医生是一个兽医.
If ugliness were bricks,you would be the Great Wall Of China.
假如“丑”是砖块的话,你将成为中国的长城.
You're so ugly,you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
你太丑了,你去了鬼屋然后被请求出去.
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