要一段英语笑话,越短越好,最好简单些,有翻译!
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要一段英语笑话,越短越好,最好简单些,有翻译!
要一段英语笑话,越短越好,最好简单些,有翻译!
要一段英语笑话,越短越好,最好简单些,有翻译!
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked,and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard,holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples,but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果.城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"
Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
A君一天到晚埋头看报纸，于是他老婆...
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Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
A君一天到晚埋头看报纸，于是他老婆就说：我真希望我是一份报纸，那样我就可以整天都被你捧在手上。A君答：我也想啊，那样我就可以每天都换一个老婆。
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