我要一篇English笑话不要太长,也不要太短,要有一些深词,语法不要太难.初一水平语法.（初2也可以）把难词标上音标,短文不要和其他的重复

我要一篇English笑话不要太长,也不要太短,要有一些深词,语法不要太难.初一水平语法.（初2也可以）把难词标上音标,短文不要和其他的重复
我要一篇English笑话
不要太长,也不要太短,要有一些深词,语法不要太难.
初一水平语法.（初2也可以）
把难词标上音标,短文不要和其他的重复

我要一篇English笑话不要太长,也不要太短,要有一些深词,语法不要太难.初一水平语法.（初2也可以）把难词标上音标,短文不要和其他的重复
下面的英语笑话你可以参考一下：
英文：
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
翻译成中文为：
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.
这是英语学习网,里面也有笑话的
你都可以看一下!

First Operation
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for?
The second...

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First Operation
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for?
The second kid says, Im in here to get my tonsils out and Im a little nervous.
The first kid says, Youve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. Its a breeze!
The second kid then asks, What are you here for?
The first kid says, A circumcision.
And the second kid says, Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldnt walk for a year!

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The talking muffin
One day, two talking muffins are talking to each other in the oven. The one on the right says: Wow, it is hot in here! The one on the left shouted: Oh my Gosh, a talking muffin!
是冷笑话

这篇还不错 挺简单的
Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach[`sta mək] with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," ...

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这篇还不错 挺简单的
Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach[`sta mək] with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "He's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture[fə:nitʃə] in wagon ..."
"Incredible[in`kredəbl]!" says the cowboy[`kaubɔi] to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color, what's in the wagon [`wæɡən]-- just amazing[ə`meiziŋ]!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ugh ... not amazing ... wagon ran ... over me ... 30 minutes ago!"

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