英语幽默小剧本星期三就要表演了,内容尽量简单了然的,而且可以引到大家哄堂大笑的哦,(幽默的也行,)翻译也写一下,要求等等也说一说.要尽量少点而且单词易读简单哦.
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英语幽默小剧本星期三就要表演了,内容尽量简单了然的,而且可以引到大家哄堂大笑的哦,(幽默的也行,)翻译也写一下,要求等等也说一说.要尽量少点而且单词易读简单哦.
英语幽默小剧本
星期三就要表演了,内容尽量简单了然的,而且可以引到大家哄堂大笑的哦,(幽默的也行,)翻译也写一下,要求等等也说一说.要尽量少点而且单词易读简单哦.
英语幽默小剧本星期三就要表演了,内容尽量简单了然的,而且可以引到大家哄堂大笑的哦,(幽默的也行,)翻译也写一下,要求等等也说一说.要尽量少点而且单词易读简单哦.
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旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction):Long ago there was a crazy country,in this crazy country there were some crazy people,trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.在很久很久以前,有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人,用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事.o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing,“Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time?Okay,next show will tell you the truth.闻名遐迩的刀客,荆轲先生,被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务.但最终还是失败鸟.你想知道当时的情形如何吗?好,下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕.Action I 太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror,mirror,tell me,who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音:It’s you,Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror!(面对观众) I’m Prince Dan,the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy,I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):魔镜魔镜告诉我,天下男人谁最美?(画外音:是你是你太子丹 太子丹高兴状) 我的魔镜 (面对观众) 我是太子丹,魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人 但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我,倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相,必要追杀于我 .太可怕了,我该咋办啦?(向幕里大叫) 我的小弟们呢,哪儿去了?阿三(毕恭毕敬) :Honey,I am coming 亲耐滴老大,我来也.太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我怎么告诉你的,以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮,潇洒,帅气,和蔼,可爱,机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”,你又忘了!阿三:Sure,honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~(作杀状)了解,亲耐滴!我有个好主意.我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政.太子:Oh yeah~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century?Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea!But who is the right candidate?妙计!那么谁是最佳人选捏?阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou,the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.眼下我有俩在册人手,一个名曰李莫愁,另一个便是荆轲.明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号!太子:Well,show me the winner as soon as possible,OK?那行,动作要快,ok?阿三:Yes.着!
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the story of snow white
narrator:it is a cold winter day.a baby!her name is snow white.she is very beautiful.everybody loves her.the animals love her,too.the queen loves her.but the queen dies.a new queen comes.she is beautiful,but bad.she has a magic mirror.
第一幕:白雪公主出场,在花园唱歌跳舞,十分快乐,然后离场
第二幕:皇后和猎人的对话
children:snow white is beautiful.
queen:no,i am beautiful.
this is a magic mirror.
queen:mirror,mirror,who is the most beautiful in the world?
mirror:not you.snow white is the most beautiful girl in the world!.
queen:no!no!no!i will kill snow white so that i will be the most beautiful!ha ha….hunter!hunter!come to meet me!
hunter:yes?my dear queen!
queen:get snow white out of my sight.bring her to the forest and kill her!then give me her heart.remember to put her heart in the box.
hunter:yes.
第三幕:猎人杀白雪公主
snow white:help me!help me!please!please!don’t kill me!dear,hunter,let me live!
hunter:oh,i’m so sorry,the queen asked me to kill you,because you are more beautiful than she.all right.go,snow white!run to the deep forest to find a place to hide you!never come home again.
第四幕:森林小木屋
narrator:snow white runs and runs.she runs over sharp stones,just before nightfall,she sees a little house and goes in.she goes inside.what dose she see?
snow white:what little plates,knives,forks and spoons!what a dirty house!i will wash the dishes and the clothes.(边做家务边唱歌)
narrator:after doing the housework,snow white goes upstairs.
snow white:what seven little beds!they may be seven children’s beds.oh,i feel so tired.i’d like to have a sleep.
narrator:it is very dark; the owners of the little house come back.they are seven dwarfs who go off the mountains everyday with their picks and shovels,to mine silver.
(小矮人登场,排队扛锄头唱歌回家)