求英语小故事,短的新闻,笑话等要高三程度的英语小故事,英语奇闻轶事,英语笑话等都行,数量在10~20篇左右,篇幅短小些的,有中文翻译,好的话会追加分.

求英语小故事,短的新闻,笑话等要高三程度的英语小故事,英语奇闻轶事,英语笑话等都行,数量在10~20篇左右,篇幅短小些的,有中文翻译,好的话会追加分.
求英语小故事,短的新闻,笑话等
要高三程度的英语小故事,英语奇闻轶事,英语笑话等都行,数量在10~20篇左右,篇幅短小些的,有中文翻译,好的话会追加分.

求英语小故事,短的新闻,笑话等要高三程度的英语小故事,英语奇闻轶事,英语笑话等都行,数量在10~20篇左右,篇幅短小些的,有中文翻译,好的话会追加分.
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.
When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

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Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later ...

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Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".
班和笨驴
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驴)。

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Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".