大学英语搞笑短剧急求一英语短剧.要求人数不超过4个人,幽默,有寓意,童话也可以.

大学英语搞笑短剧急求一英语短剧.要求人数不超过4个人,幽默,有寓意,童话也可以.
大学英语搞笑短剧
急求一英语短剧.要求人数不超过4个人,幽默,有寓意,童话也可以.

大学英语搞笑短剧急求一英语短剧.要求人数不超过4个人,幽默,有寓意,童话也可以.
Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse:Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse:What's your name,Mr.
Mr.Green:Call me DPP Green.
Nurse:(Unhappy facial expression) Oh!Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr.Green:But ...(nurse interrupts)
Nurse:Go!Don't speak any words.what's your name,Miss?
Miss Blue:My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse:(gentle and smiles) Oh,Miss this side,please.Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue:Oh!I ache all over...
Nurse:OK!I'll help you stop the pain first,and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr.Green comes over to require medical treatment,but rejected)
Mr.Green:Nurse,I...I feel...
Nurse:Wait there,didn't you hear me?
(Mr.Green goes back helplessly,the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse:The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor:Ok!I see...How are you,Miss?
Miss Blue:I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor:(Check) It's ok...don't worry about it.I'll give you some medicine.You'll get well soon.
Miss Blue:Thank you,doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor:Next one.(Mr.Green comes in and Dr.reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr.Green:Yeah!Any problem with that
Doctor:Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)?What's wrong with you?
Mr.Green:I ache all over-headache,toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor:I...I...I see,Miss Lin – give Mr.Green an injection...
Mr.Green:What?An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse:Where do you want to inject?
(Mr.Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr.Green:Well,doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore,I...I want to leave.
Nurse:Wait!Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr.Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr.Green:Wow!.That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room,but Mr.Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home,then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter:Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you?Dad,you look pale.Mom,you look terrible,too.
Mr.Green:I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue:What!That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter:Oh!I understand it.Even since the Presidential Election,there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling .)