高中英语课堂幽默

高中英语课堂幽默
高中英语课堂幽默

高中英语课堂幽默
、Hey,pull my finger!
唉,我要放屁咯!（美国人暗示别人自己要放屁时用pull my finger,非常地道的美语哦!）
2、 I don't care if it's on sale,300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
我才不管现在是不是打折呢!300美元买一件名牌裙子也太贵了!
3、Aww,don't stop for directions,I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
哦!不要停下来问路吧,我相信你肯定能找到去那儿的路.
4、Honey,does this outfit make my butt look too small?
亲爱的,你会不会觉得这件衣服显得我屁股太小?
5、Can our relationship get a little more physical?I'm tired of being 'just friends'
我们的关系能不能有点实质性的进展?我受够了“我们只是朋友”.
6、Ohh,this diamond is way to big!
哦!这颗钻石实在是太大了!
7、Can we not talk to each other tonight?I'd rather just watch TV.
我们今天晚上能不能不要聊天、只看电视啊?
8、What do you mean today's our anniversary?
今天是我们结婚纪念日?
1、We never talk anymore.
人家再也不跟你说话了啦!
2、Hey,let me hold your purse while you try that on.
嘿,你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包.
3、 Aww,forget Monday night football,let's watch Melrose Place.
哦!星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊,我们来看《飞跃情海》吧!（女生超爱的电视连续剧.）
4、While I'm up,can I get you anything?
我起身的时候,要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗?
5、 Ooh,Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt?That's one movie I gotta see!
哦!安东尼·巴德拉斯和布拉德·皮特?我一定要看那部电影!
6、 Here honey,you use the remote.
给,亲爱的,你来用遥控器吧.
1、Betty:"I fell last night,unconscious for eight hours."
贝蒂：“我昨晚摔了一跤,昏迷了8个小时.”
Hetty:"How dreadful!Where did you fall?"
赫蒂：“真可怕!你在哪里摔的?”
Betty:"I fell asleep."
贝蒂：“我是在睡梦中.”
2、Tommy:"Are flies good to eat?"
汤米：“苍蝇好吃吗?”
Dad:"I don't think so.Why do you ask?"
爸爸：“我想不好吃.你为什么这样问?”
Tommy:"There was one in your pie."
汤米：“刚才你的馅饼里面有一只.”
3、Mother:"Why were you kept after school today,Johnny?"
妈妈：“今天放学后,你为什么要被留下来,约翰尼?”
Johnny:"Teacher told us to write an essay on 'The Result of Laziness',and I turned in an blank sheet of paper."
约翰尼：“老师让我们写一篇作文《懒惰的后果》,我交了一张白纸.”
4、I was putting cream on my face when my little girl asked what I was doing.I explained that it was good for wrinkles.
我向脸上抹面霜时,小女儿问我在干什么.我解释说这种面霜对皱纹有好处.
"It's sure doing a great job,mommy," she replied."You are getting more of them."
她回答说：“妈妈,它肯定很管用.你的皱纹越来越多了.”