英语翻译生词可以有,但不要全是难词 有中文翻译!

英语翻译生词可以有,但不要全是难词 有中文翻译!
英语翻译
生词可以有,但不要全是难词 有中文翻译!

英语翻译生词可以有,但不要全是难词 有中文翻译!
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbors house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, Did you hear that Fluffy died? The guy stammers and says, Um...no...um...what happened?. The neighbor replies, We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!
一天一个人下班回家,发现他的狗嘴里叼着邻居的宠物兔.兔子死了,这个人很惊慌.他想邻居一定会责备他的.于是他打扫了现场,把兔子拖进屋,给它洗了个澡,吹干兔毛.再把兔子放回邻居家的兔笼,希望他们以为兔子是自然死亡的.
几天后,邻居在外面问这个人,“你知道Fluffy死了吗?”这个人觉得很尴尬,假装清白说到：“嗯,呃,没有,怎么了?”邻居说,“我们有一天发现它死在笼子里了.但奇怪的是,在我们埋葬它的第二天,有人把它挖出来了,洗了个澡,又放回了它的笼子.这附近一定有一个很神经的人.

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？
Peter: Well, well....eyelids....
彼得...

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Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？
Peter: Well, well....eyelids....
彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What？Eyelids？
老师：什么？眼皮？
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了

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Hello!
See the word, such as surface (still no good)
First of all, to bid you a apology, no after you agree, put your house opened the door to a whole, however, when compared with their peers,...

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Hello!
See the word, such as surface (still no good)
First of all, to bid you a apology, no after you agree, put your house opened the door to a whole, however, when compared with their peers, I am still quite pay attention to, and in unlocking the time, there is no electric drill, axes and other damage tools, such as do not mind, then, from an economic point of view, you can still use the original and that the lock, I use personality that I do not steal repeat customers, and the one, you little door of small families is not easy, 2 years, from my booty of view, your house is not worth me a second time.
Man, talk about the door I feel it, do not conceal my啦, you just get married, not I can pinch will be counted, is the house decorations to tell me, I am also a soon to get married people, do so, at work Although I am in a great hurry, and very nervous, but I always feel love, do not conduct a large-scale acts of sabotage.
Pattern very much like your new house design, elegant chandeliers and beautiful warm screens, as well as the art of charming bed your wife photos, see that your buddy is not shallow呀Yan Fu. In short, everything seem so very envious, Shashi, man can also be mixed this way, also quit this line of. Buddies, saying that the working procedures of my bar, so help you organize the battlefield inventory.
The living room, that there is a small safe, I spend a great effort, opened one to see, so I am very disappointed that there actually is only 10 letters apart a read slower to catch, that was what you wrote many years ago a little girl in their hearts, but for the tight schedule and heavy tasks, I should not have to look closely, I am that person, in addition to this line ah, would love a literary Han's the one for your privacy will not be your wife discovered two years is also envelope to prevent entrainment U.S. dollars and other valuables Han, and I all took, and later unpacked a look, the dollar is not, but I find buddies you, it really Ting You do write love letters literary styles really well, acid children are not reinforced, and
The net is a something between the lines of people hook word, no wonder your wife does so beautiful. In addition, the refrigerator, I drank a bottle of juice, quite good to drink, and Han license really forgotten. South House, it is your bedroom, the focus of my attention, because its the work of a hurry, bedspread, sheets thrown on the floor, but still, do not worry, I'm wearing new socks before you go back and forth, so there is no dirty Those things, television, audio quite good, big weight is too heavy, I did not take away, there is no damage (Relying on this point, you should thank me, and we have some people with this line does not go to were all smashed in ), but you caught in the mattress houses 36700 took the money I want to
Years, you are not short of money it, otherwise, so much money, how will be placed at home?
North House drawer I have all turned over, only to find a diamond ring, I think you gave your wife a wedding keepsake it, did not want to take away, but brother, I really need to get married, and nothing could take away the rest things, such as toothbrushes, ah, keychain ah, I have not fixed. East House is your bookcase, thinking that you are a person who loved the book, but over the pages of the book are all props, light has a leather and boxes, there is no real book, quite let me down, but the bookcase bottom of the DVD "A World Without Thieves," I away, and the one had heard of this film look good, I have not had time to see it, just take it home and take a look at two years would also like to learn new techniques to colleagues, Han era, and the knowledge explosion,
Updated too fast, do not study what into ah, advise you, book early to replace the props are really it, or the ancients said, well, book a house of gold wow.
I had some of the work can be painstaking, but because it was outside the non-stop walking, so I am uninterested, so we hastily, and the second harvest (of course, your loss) are as follows:
Cash: 36.7 thousand yuan
A diamond ring
DVD 1
Juice bottle
Love Letter 10
Due to the total price, including love letters, can not be estimated.
Although you would like to write something to comfort you helpless soul, but there are new tasks in the body, inconvenient to talk about the situation long paper shorter, Si Yi nights sleep, Until next time (sorry, copy inside your love letter to do at the end of a bar)! !
Without help earn
X years X months X days in the emergency lamp on
你好！
见字如面（还是不见的好）
首先，向你道个歉，没经过你同意，就把你家的门给整开了，不过，与同行相比，我还是挺讲究的，在开锁的时候，没有用电钻、斧子等破坏性工具，如不介意的话，从经济角度上讲，你还是可以用原先那把锁的，我用人格保证，我是不偷回头客的，一来，你小门小户的也不容易，二来，从我的战利品来看，你家也不值得我来第二次。
哥们，谈一下我的进门感受吧，不用瞒我啦，你现在刚结婚，不是我能掐会算，是屋里的摆设告诉我的，我也是马上要结婚的人，为此，在工作中虽然我很匆忙，也很紧张，但我始终心存爱心，没有对此进行大规模的破坏活动。
非常喜欢你新房的格局设计，高雅的吊灯，美丽温馨的窗纱，还有床头你老婆迷人的艺术照，看得出来，哥们你的艳福不浅呀。总之，一切看来都是那么令人羡慕不已，啥时，哥们也能混成这样，也就不干这行了。 哥们，说一下我的工作程序吧，这样有利于你清点整理战场。
客厅，那有一个小保险柜，我费了不少力气，打开了一看，让我相当失望，那里居然只有十封信，拆开一封看了几眼，竟然是你多年前写给一个小丫头的情书，要不是时间紧，任务重，我非得细看不可，我这人，除了这行呀，就爱好个文学啥的，一来为了你的隐私不被你老婆发现，二来也防止信封里夹带美元等贵重物品啥的，我全拿走了，后来拆封一看，美元是没有，但我发现哥们你呀，还真挺有才呢，写的情书文采还真不错，酸不筋儿的，字里行间净是些勾人的词儿，怪不得你老婆那么漂亮呢。另外，冰箱里的果汁我喝了一瓶，挺好喝的，啥牌的还真忘了。南屋，也就是你的卧房，是我重点关照的地方，因为工作匆忙，床罩、被单扔在地板上了，不过，你放心，我是穿着你的新袜子才来回走的，所以没有弄脏那些东西，电视、音响挺好的，大重太沉，我没有带走，也没破坏（就凭这点，你就应该谢谢我，我们这行有些人带不走的是要统统砸坏的），但是你夹在床垫子里的36700块钱我拿走了，想来，你也不太缺钱吧，要不，那么多钱，怎么会放在家里呢？
北屋的抽屉我全翻过了，只找到一只钻戒，可能是你送给你老婆的结婚信物吧，本来不想带走，但兄弟我也实在是结婚需要，没办法，拿走了，其余的东西，如牙刷呀、钥匙串呀，我都没动。 东屋是你的书柜，以为你是爱书的人，可是一翻全是道具书，光有皮和盒，没有真书，挺让我失望的，不过书柜下边的DVD《天下无贼》我拿走了，一来早就听说这个影好看，我还没来得及看呢，正好拿回家看看，二来也想向同行学学新技术，啥年代了，知识爆炸，更新的太快了，不学习哪成呀，劝你呀，早点把道具书换成真的吧，还是古人说得好，书中自有黄金屋哇。
本来我的工作还可以细致一些，可是因为外边不停有人走动，使我无心恋战，所以就草草收场了，本次收获（当然也是你的损失）如下：
现金：36700元
钻戒一枚
DVD一张
果汁一瓶
情书十封
总价款因有情书在内，无法估计。
虽然想多给你写点，安慰一下你无助的心灵，但因有新任务在身，不便多谈，情长纸更短，思伊夜难眠，后会有期（不好意思，抄你情书里的一句做结尾吧）！！
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