求一篇初一水平英语笑话,长度一定要在一分钟左右!带中文翻译.最快最好的加30分!要一分钟的！！！！！！！
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求一篇初一水平英语笑话,长度一定要在一分钟左右!带中文翻译.最快最好的加30分!要一分钟的！！！！！！！
求一篇初一水平英语笑话,长度一定要在一分钟左右!带中文翻译.最快最好的加30分!
要一分钟的！！！！！！！
求一篇初一水平英语笑话,长度一定要在一分钟左右!带中文翻译.最快最好的加30分!要一分钟的！！！！！！！
Knows Better 医生懂得多
A man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed,said to the doctor:"I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this,the man moved his head and said:"I'm not dead.I'm still alive."
"Be quiet," said the wife."the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害.”
医生说：“恐怕他已经死了.”
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说：“我没死,我还活着.”
妻子说：“安静,医生比你懂得多.”
Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown."You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared!This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友,她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子.“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道.“一只小猫,”布朗夫人回答说,“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠,我非常害怕.这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠.”“可老鼠都是假想的呀.”朋友说.“小猫也是假想的.”布朗夫人小声说道.
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，...
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TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
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