求英语笑话 水平在高一左右 几篇都可以
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求英语笑话 水平在高一左右 几篇都可以
求英语笑话 水平在高一左右 几篇都可以
求英语笑话 水平在高一左右 几篇都可以
Nervous for Different Reasons
When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. My friend Linda, who was born and raised there, was completely blasé. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.
She looked worried until I stammered, "I think that we're having an earthquake."
"Thank goodness," Linda said. "I thought something was wrong with my car."
Second Marriage
'If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks.
"Well," says the husband, "I'm in good health, so why not?"
"Would she live in my house?"
"It's all paid up, so yes."
"Would she drive my car?"
"It's new, so yes."
"Would she use my golf clubs?"
"No. She's left-handed."
Good References
A teller at our credit union was assisting a member with a loan application. "Do you have references?" she asked. The member replied, "Do they have to be living?"
Crazy Fish Seller
After I asked for a half-pound trout fillet at my supermarket's seafood counter, the clerk picked one out of a pile and set it on the scale. It weighed precisely eight ounces.
Impressed, I asked, "How did you know?"
Looking pleased with himself, he declared, "I'm psychotic."