英语趣味对话不然会死人的!对话不要太短,也不要太长 ,赶快回答

英语趣味对话不然会死人的!对话不要太短,也不要太长 ,赶快回答
英语趣味对话
不然会死人的!对话不要太短,也不要太长 ,赶快回答

英语趣味对话不然会死人的!对话不要太短,也不要太长 ,赶快回答
1.
Who is closer to you,your mom or your dad?
mon is closer,because dad is farther
2.
What is the poorest bank in the world?
the river bank
3.
What month do soldiers hate?
march
4.
What clothing is always sad?
blue jeans
5.
Why is an empty purse always the same?
there is no change in it
6.
What has four wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
7.
Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
they don't want to be hot dogs
8.
Why shouldn't you lose your temper?
no one else wants it
9.
What kind of running means walking?
running out of gas
10.
What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator?
pepper
11.
What can't be used unless broken?
eggs
12.
What makes opening piano so hard?
all the keys are inside
13.
What two words contain thousands of letters?
post office
14.
What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge?
very cool music
15.
What has nothing but a head and a tail?
a coin
16.
Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?
it's not right
17.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?
you are too young to smoke
18.
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
it waves
19.
Why should we never ask balloons for advice?
they are full of hot air
20.
What has three hands but only one face?
a clock
21.
Which can move faster,heat of cold?
heat ,because you can catch cold
22.
What weather do mice and rats fear?
when it rains cats and dogs
23.
Who always drives his customers away?
a taxi driver
24Why is the letter E so important?
becase it's the begining of everything
25
What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone?
a glove
26
Why do fish live in water?
cat can't swim
27
What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
blackboard
28
Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?
they come out at night
29
What will make more noise in your house than a dog?
two dogs
30
What is higher without a head than with a head?
a pillow