跪求一个单词简单的英语短篇笑话,30分钟类回答有奖...就30~40词左右,单词要简单点的,

跪求一个单词简单的英语短篇笑话,30分钟类回答有奖...就30~40词左右,单词要简单点的,
跪求一个单词简单的英语短篇笑话,30分钟类回答有奖...
就30~40词左右,单词要简单点的,

跪求一个单词简单的英语短篇笑话,30分钟类回答有奖...就30~40词左右,单词要简单点的,
A good chess player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed."That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah,he's not so smart," the friend replied."I've beaten him three games out of five."
象棋高手
有个人去看他朋友,发现他的朋友正在和狗下国际象棋.他在惊讶中看了几局,说：“我简直不敢相信我的眼睛!这是我见过的最聪明的狗!”
“不,他没那么聪明,”他的朋友说,“我已经五局里赢了三局了.”

"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like co...

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"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"??
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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Mary: Hey Mike, Tom says I'm pretty and Jack says I'm ugly. What do you think?
Mike: A bit of both. I think you are pretty ugly.

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？

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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。
某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry.老外应道：I am sorry too. 某人听后又道：I am sorry three.老外不解，问：What are you sorry for? 某人无奈，道：I am sorry five....
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

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