十万个冷笑话第一集 全部英文翻译

十万个冷笑话第一集 全部英文翻译
十万个冷笑话第一集 全部英文翻译

十万个冷笑话第一集 全部英文翻译
Wang:lord,lord,lord,Mrs.She gave birth to
Li Jing:
Li Jing:Snake
Lady:ah Messire
Li Jing:Snake,conceived three years,was finally born,the hardship of the Snake
Li Jing:born a male the ball or female ball ah?
Li Jing:Why gave birth to a ball ah!!!
The Lady:Messire sword stay ball!
Li Jing:Snake Mo Elam,to three years and six months pregnant,and now actually gave birth to such a monster,surely monster mischief in!
Lady:Messire This is not our children!The really not Xiangman ...This ball is the undefined status three years accumulate nose picking made nothing has been concealed from Messire,really sorry ==
Li Jing:Snake,you dare to silly point it ...
Li Jing:that,children?
Rebels attack:Daddy
Rebels attack:baby this
Li Jing:[spray a million years Gouxue] evildoer to see the sword
Nezha [attack]:[empty-handed access to knives] Daddy baby not monster!Why a meeting on the baby sword opposite ah!
Li Jing:Shut up,I do not have lifetime access to knives and the baby will first come empty-handed!
Nezha [attack]:Daddy,I am afraid the baby bluntly,empty-handed access to knives is not the baby's ability,but Daddy set is hundred percent to be empty-handed then knives ah!
Li Jing:nonsense,Nevertheless,I'm Lee Xiangmaotangtang the wife Huarongyuemao,how could give birth to you this kind the mountain Mangfu it?
Nezha [attack]:So,Daddy is not like the looks of the baby,it would be easier!Although I feel this looks very perfect parentheses sense,since Daddy does not like it.
Nezha [attack]:In fact,after I was born,there new opportunity to set the image of Oh,brackets laugh.
Li Jing [hi]:ah,then it is good.
Of Li Jing 【anger:ass ah!The cottage online games where you ah!Parentheses laugh is what Ghosts!Do not give her own plus a set ah!
NPC:Please select your favorite image.
Li Jing:This is Shenma develop the game,ah,but also with the election avatar,Hell or sister,not seen so Schwarzenegger sister.
Li Jing:I see or to vote for this,this is the type I like.
NPC:Please select a favorite costumes.
Li Jing:[swallow] costumes,not quite right,ah?But I like it.
NPC:setting is completed,the role of the generation.
Li Jing:so fast?The somatotype it?Do not set it?
The upgraded version of Nezha [Moe]:Daddy,this new image was quite refreshing thing.
Li Jing:【another one million years Gouxue]
Li Jing:[furious] Please your brother-in-law!!!
King:empty-handed access to knives]
Li Jing:king,dared to stop me,you anti-fragmentation
Wang:empty-handed then knives ing] innocent ah Bennet!I'm just passing it,do not know why the body suddenly uncontrolled,ran then knives and empty-handed.
Li Jing:[sword out] nothing,nothing more.
Li Jing:By now unable to prove Ru not my own.
Li Jing:[Parashorea as students of the strong points of the daughter.
Upgraded version of Nezha [Moe]:Daddy hate
Nezha hands beat Li Jing fanned Fei LiJing faint
The upgraded version of Nezha Moe:parents who cute,but people are full of.
Upgraded version of Nezha [Meng]:M!!!!Son!!