英语情景剧3-4个人搞笑点的,有翻译,十分钟左右

英语情景剧3-4个人搞笑点的,有翻译,十分钟左右
英语情景剧3-4个人
搞笑点的,有翻译,十分钟左右

英语情景剧3-4个人搞笑点的,有翻译,十分钟左右
这个是我们上学期表演的短剧,加入了搞笑元素后效果不错.人物超过了3,4人,但是不重要而角色可以临时找同学客串,我们当时就是那么做的.题目是两个女人之间的战争,The War between Two Women.人物 Peggy Lucy Andy Allen Scoundrel ------------------------- 主要内容 Peggy 和Lucy是好朋友,同时看上了Andy,因此友情破裂.争来争去.后来发现Andy和Allen是同性恋.两人又和好了.Scene I 购物场景 (Peggy and Lucy are shopping.They buy a lot of stuff.Suddenly,they see a handsome man.) Lucy:Oh my god !What a treasure.Peggy:He is so handsome,just like my charming prince in dreams.Lucy:Look!He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.Peggy:He’s a present that God gave me.Peggy Lucy:I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!Peggy:Hay!(Looks angry).Lucy,he belongs to me,OK?Lucy:Stupid woman!I saw him first.He’s mine.Peggy:No,no,no,ugly woman.I saw him much earlier than you.Lucy:What?I’m more beautiful than you.Peggy:But I’m taller.Look at you,little short hobbit.Lucy:What?Little short hobbit?You are a small-eyed girl.Peggy:You’re so mean.Lucy:You too.(Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy:Hmm!I hate you.Lucy:Me too!(Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II 两个女人在男人周围 (Peggy and Lucy surround the man,and they are pulling and dragging the man.) Peggy:Please be my boyfriend,I’m more beautiful than Lucy.I’ll be a good girlfriend.Andy:Sure.You’re very beautiful.You’re like a super model.To be your boyfriend is my honor.(Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy:I really love you very much.I can give you a happy life.Andy:You’re very beautiful,too!Especially your big eyes!They’re very charming!Andy:What should I do?I want to choose Peggy,but I also want to choose Lucy.Peggy:Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.Andy:Ok!Lucy:Let’s go to the movies tomorrow,OK?Andy:Sure!Andy:Oh~I’m so happy!There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me.Look at them; they have long legs,big chest and charming eyes.I’m so lucky!Scene III 偶遇 (Lucy,Peggy,and Bonnie meet unexpectedly.Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.) Lucy:Bonnie,listen to me.Peggy:No!Don’t listen to her.Listen to me.Lucy:Get away.Bonnie is my good friend!Peggy:You liar.She’s my good friend!Bonnie:Stop quarreling!Who can tell me what happened?Both of you are good friends,aren’t you?Peggy Lucy:No!Scene IV 电影院奇遇 (In front of the movie theater.Peggy is waiting for Andy.Lucy is also waiting for Andy.They see each other.) Peggy Lucy:You…….Lucy:Why are you here?Peggy:I want to ask you the same question.(At this time,Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy:Good afternoon,ladies!Peggy Lucy:She….,you…… Andy:Any questions?It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together.(Andy looks at the watch).The movie will start soon.Let’s go!Scoundrel:Don’t move!Give me your money.Peggy Lucy:Help,help!Scoundrel:Be quiet!I won’t kill you if you give me your money.Hurry!Andy:Calm down,sir.I’ll give you all the money I have.Don’t kill me.If you want to kill somebody,please kill them.Lucy:Us?Are you crazy?Peggy:We’re just girls!Lucy:I can’t believe you are such a coward!How can you do this?Peggy:You make me sad.Lucy,let’s go!(They leave angry.) Scoundrel:What a coward you are!Killing you is waste of my strength.Chicken!(Scoundrel left but soon he come back) Scoundrel:Wait!Andy:Why did you turn back?Scoundrel:I forgot to take my money.(Takes Andy’s money) Scene V Peggy:I’m so sorry.Lucy,can you forgive me?Please….Lucy:Oh~my dear friend!I’m feeling so sorry,too.Peggy:So….we’re still good friends,right?Lucy:Right!Then,let’s go eat.It’s my treat!Peggy:Wow~it’s a good idea!Let’s go.(Allen shows up.) Allen:Hi,baby!(Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time,they got excited and run to Allen.) Peggy Lucy:Please be my boyfriend.(Peggy Lucy stare at each other.) Lucy:Let go of your hands.Peggy:He is mine!Lucy:You already have a boyfriend,so he’s mine.Peggy:Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?Lucy:You do,too.Peggy:He’s mine!Lucy:He’s mine!Peggy:He’s mine!Lucy:He’s mine!Allen:Shut up!I don’t like girls!Lucy:What?Peggy:You’re lying.I can’t believe it.Allen:Actually…….(Andy appears.) Allen:Oh,honey!Andy:Oh,baby!I’m sorry that I’m late!Allen:Little bad fellow.Don’t be late next time.Lucy:Andy?Andy:Lucy,Peggy,Why are you here?Peggy:I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.) Allen:Honey,they’re so weird.Don’t pay attention to them.Let’s go.Andy:Sorry,I got to go.See you next time.Bye.(They leave) Peggy:We’re girls,they’re boys,right?Lucy:Sure.But,they….what happened?Peggy:Maybe they are…..Peggy Lucy:Gay !