急需20-30字左右的英语笑话（七年级的）!

急需20-30字左右的英语笑话（七年级的）!
急需20-30字左右的英语笑话（七年级的）!

急需20-30字左右的英语笑话（七年级的）!
1.The night Bush saw Laden standing in their own bed, the first batch distributing, Bush surprised: "how dare, dare to raid the white house! Laden shuaileshuai chest mustache, ghastly smile, saying:rejoice, is so confident!
深夜布什看到拉登站立在自己床前,批头散发,布什大惊说：你好大胆,敢夜闯白宫!拉登甩了甩齐胸的胡子,阴森地笑了,说：飘柔,就是这样自信!
2.A natural teacher asked: why is the cold body after death? No one answered. The teacher asked: nobody knows? At this time, a classmate stood up and said: This is because xinjingziranliang.
自然课老师问：为什么人死后身体是冷的?没人回答.老师又问：没人知道吗?这时,有个同学站起来说：那是因为心静自然凉.
3.Four year old boy kissed girl of three years old one, the girl said to the boy: you kissed me to be in charge of to me. Boys maturepatted her shoulder, smiled and said: you know, we're not one or two years old!
四岁的男孩亲了三岁的女孩一口,女孩对男孩说：你亲了我可要对我负责啊.男孩成熟地拍了拍女孩的肩膀,笑着说：你放心,我们又不是一两岁的小孩子了!
4.Buy oranges, the boss: a piece of five one pounds. I: that's too expensive, five dollars for three pounds. Boss: no no no.
买橘子,老板：一块五一斤.我：太贵了,五块钱三斤吧.老板：不行不行.
5.One day, a strict rules of the school teachers go to Internet cafeshave a look there is no students in their class, he found no check,when he passed the mirror at. Many of the students shouted:"good teacher"!
一日,某座校规严格的学校的老师去网吧看看有没有他们班的学生,他仔细检查后发现居然没有,当他走过一面镜子时.许多学生大喊：“老师好”!
6.
“比”对“北”说：夫妻一场,何必闹离婚呢!
"Than" to the "North" said: a husband and wife, why divorce!
　　“巾”对“币”说：儿啊.你戴上博士帽,也就身价百倍了.
"Towel" to "money" said: son. You wear a doctor, also have a sudden rise in social status.
　　“尺”对“尽”说：姐姐,结果出来了.你怀的是双胞胎.
"Rule" to "do" said: the elder sister, the results come out. You are carrying twins.
　　“臣”对“巨”说：和你一样的面积.我却有三室俩厅.
"I" to "giant" said: and you have the same area. I have 3 roomstwo hall.
　　“晶”对“品”说：你家难道没装修?
"Crystal" to "goods" said: is not your home decoration?
　　“吕”对“昌”说：和你相比,我家徒四壁.
"Lu" on "Chang said:" compared with you, I am living in poverty.
　　“自”对“目”说：你单位裁员了?
"Self" to "eye" said: your unit layoffs?
　　“茜”对“晒”说：出太阳了,咋不戴顶草帽?
"Qian" to "sun" said: the sun is out, I don't wear a hat?
　　“个”对“人”说：不比你们年轻人了,没根手杖几寸步难走.
"A" to "people" said: younger than you, no cane Cunbu difficult to take a few.
　　“办”对“为”说：平衡才是硬道理!
"Do" on "to" say: balance is the hard truth!
　　“兵”对“丘”说：看看战争有多残酷,俩条腿都炸飞了!
"Soldiers" on the "hill" say: have a look how cruel war, two legs areblown out!
　　“占”对“点”说：买小轿车了?
"" to "" say: buy cars?
　　“且”对“但”说：胆小的,还请保镖了?
"And" of "but said:" timid, also please bodyguard?
　　“大”对“太”说：做个疝气手术其实很简单.
"Big" to "too" said: do a hernia operation is simple.
　　“日”对“曰”说：该减肥了.
"Day" to "," said: the weight loss.
　　“人”对“从”说：你怎么还没去做分离手术?
"People" to "from" said: you do not how the separation operation?
　　“土”对“丑”说：别以为披肩发就好看,其实骨子里还是老土.
"Soil" of the "ugly": don't think shawl made good, in fact, bones or old fashioned.
　　“寸”对“过”说：老爷子,买躺椅了?
"" "to" "say: father, buy a chair?
　　“由”对“甲”说：这样练一指禅挺累吧?
"By" of "a" and said: this practice one finger zen very tired?
　　“木”对“术”说：脸上长颗痣就当自己是美人了.
"Wood" to "art" said: face long mole on when they are beauty.
　　“叉”对“又”说：什么时候整的容啊?脸上那颗痣呢?
"Fork" on "and": when the entire capacity? The face of the mole?
7.
儿子问爸爸：“‘兔死狐悲’这个成语怎么讲?”
The son asks father: "'tusihubei' how does this idiom?"
　　爸爸说：“如果兔子都死光了,狐狸就没什么吃的了,它能不感到悲 哀吗!”
Dad said: "if the rabbits are all dead, the fox had nothing to eat, it will not feel sad it!"
8.最最经典的：Seeking to adopt求采纳